bot info

  • quote + image + shitpost bot

  • tweets every half-hour!

  • auto-replies with quotes, images, and shitposts. here's a list of keywords if ya want something specific!

  • this bot was made on 08.01.2021 using cheap bots, done quick!

  • mod will sometimes manual like / tweet / retweet. if this bothers you please let me know!

  • submissions via dm, retrospring, and gforms are open!

  • mentioning the bot works too, but you have to be following for mod to see!

  • that said, an archive of various maomika tweets/fanart/translations can be found in the bot's likes :]

  • mod is a minor, avoid mentioning heavy nsfw around the bot. (implied/mild ok most of the time)

  • cannot tag any specific quotes, characters, or stories.

  • sometimes other characters may be mentioned, but will not be tagged.

  • Mika is represented by the candy emoji (🍬), and Mao is represented by the sun emoji (☀).

  • Some other characters who speak are Tori (🍑), Hinata (🌻), and Ritsu (🌙).

  • As of 27.01.2022 mod posts one maomika drawing occasionally! retweets are very okay <3

  • feel free to dm this account or send a message in the retrospring or gform for any concerns!

  • more about mod.

mod info

  • minor, they/them xe/xim and kit/kits pronouns!

  • main account is @poisonaiamode.

  • timezone is GMT+8; fil/eng OK!

  • maomika is one of mod's biggest interest; xe's been hyperfixated for quite a bit now-- since september 2020!

  • a lot of the shitpost edits/videos on this bot is taken from xyr main twitter.

  • mod sucks ass at interacting, but xe will try xyr best at conversing, xe loves all things maomika!

  • mod wantz to shameless plug too xe posts art sometimes and 5 out of the 8 maomika fics on ao3 is theirs /hits the woah/

  • like the bot info says, please dm this account instead of mod's main because xe has their dms closed for non-mutuals...

keywords

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"video"either a Trickstar or Valkyrie MV
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"quote"a quote
"poly"a maomika ship + 1 (hokuto, yuzuru, koga, makoto, shu, jun)

sources!

some translations are by previous wikia contributors who allow quotebots, but have chosen not to be credited. other uncredited translations are by mod kitself.all of the shitposts (as of last update) are made by mod.


quotes


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poison a la mode

  • "The class rep and Tori-kun? Tori-kun, what're ya doin' in a second year classroom? Why're you squattin' down like th--?",

  • "🍬: Here ya go, it's honey-flavored, so it's gotta mild sweetness to it. If ya eat it, you'll feel right as rain~. 🍑: Sniffle... Uuu... Isara-senpai does it too, but why does everyone treat me like a kid?",

  • "That's right, you're part of the Handicrafts Club! Himemiya, how about having Kagehira here fix her clothes at the very least?",

  • "I can do that. I used t'pick up stuffed animals that were thrown away an' repair 'em, so ya could say this kinda thing's my specialty.",

  • "Kagehira? What're you still doing here?",

  • "Nnah, Class Rep? Don't tell me... Are ya kickin' me out 'cause yer about t'lock up or somethin' like that?",

  • "Hey, it's alright, no need to panic. I mean, I'm not on class duty today in the first place~.",

  • "Anyway, seems like you've finished repairing that plush with time to spare. Good work, Kagehira ♪",

  • "I see... Well, tell me if there's anything I can help with.",

  • "Are you sure, Class Rep? In that case, can ya help me think of a good idea?",

  • "🍬: ... Nnagh, I got it! ☀: Woah, that made me jump! What've you got?",

  • "Now, now, let's not get discouraged. I said I'd help you think of an idea, right? Until we think of something, I'll be right at your side, so let's do our best without giving up!",

  • "G...Got it. Ehehe, ya sure are a nice person, Class Rep ♪",

  • "Oh yeah, what'd ya come back to the classroom for? Didja forget somethin'?",

  • "Ahaha, that's the one Class Rep showed me before.",

  • "Huh? Why're you staring at it so hard? Do you like this kinda thing too?",

  • "So Hinata-kun's is pink, and Kagehira's is purple... Alright, I'll make mine green",

  • "When the Class Rep showed me the fake sweet ya made, I suddenly thought, 'That's it!' an' it wouldn't leave me.",

  • "I grabbed onto him pretty forcefully when I heard where he'd gotten his hands on somethin' like that and raced over to the Garden Terrace t'meet ya.",

  • "Nnagh, shouldn't ya be sayin' that about the Class Rep? 'Cause he's got nothin' to do with me, yet he's helpin' me make fake sweets.",

  • "But I do have something to do with you, don't I? Didn't I tell you that I'd help you in any way I could?",

  • "🌻:Ahaha, you don't have to thank me~. It was super fun making fake sweets with you and Isara-senpai!",

  • "Thank ya kindly! But I couldn't've done it without the two of ya backin' me up! Really, I couldn't thank ya enough.",

  • "You thought of a really good idea last time too, Kagehira, so I've got total faith in you.",

  • "☀: Here, try putting the macarons you made onto her. 🍬: Uh, sure... Okie-doke, how about that?",

  • "T-That's right... Thank ya.",

  • "Don't worry so much. I'm not Himemiya, so I can't say this for certain, but I think he'll love her.",

  • "Believe in the work you remade, Kagehira. ... Oh?",

  • "Yeah, they weren't. But after that, the Class Rep came by with some fake sweets an' an idea came t'me.",

  • "Tori-kun, between me, Class Rep, and Hinata-kun, Mimi-chan's been reborn!",

  • "Haha, seems like all that worry was for nothing, Kagehira ♪"

homescreen

  • "☀: Kagehira, I’m sorry we had to exchange partners… That sleepyhead says he’ll go to PE class if he could pair with me. 🍬: Don’ worry ‘bout it~ Thanks ta that, I was able ta pair with Naru-chan, an' had a fun time... ♪",

  • "🍬: Uu… Man, 'm so hungry that I couldn’ concentrate in class at all… ☀: Ahaha, same, Kagehira~ I’m always hungry by the time I get to school because of my work in the morning.",

  • "☀: Ah, Kagehira, would it be better to call you by first name? You know, like the others in class? 🍬: Mhm, 'Kagehira' is fine. I don’t like bein' called by first name. Thank ya kindly ♪",

  • "🍬: Nnah, iincho? Ain't it kinda rare for ya to call me? ☀:It's nothing. we’re classmates, right? Let’s get along, Kagehira ♪"

  • ☀: Oh, Kagehira, thank you for calling me by the way!🍬: Nnah, iincho yer so reliable, are'nt ya?

sweet hunt

  • "Nnah, Ritsu-kun an' Ikkun...?",

  • "...Kagehira?"

  • "That's right, you two live together... If you don't mind, could you talk about Ritsu too, Kagehira?"

  • "M-Me...? Can I really help ya out with somethin' this important?"

  • "Huh... So you’re kinda like Ritsu's caretaker?"

  • "Ah, yeah — it's your turn next… How're you planning on doing Kagehira's intro?"

  • "🌙:Heheheh. We've got no choice but to show off our dorm room, so I'll have to ask Mikarin to clean it until it sparkles. ☀:Ahaha… You won’t even help him out a little bit?"